At Last, Republicans find their leader

The Gipper is back to lead the GOP out of the wilderness.


Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP

This was too good to resist posting.

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21 Responses to At Last, Republicans find their leader

  1. GangFang says:

    Hahahahaha!!!!

    How long until someone comments here how they’re “offended” and this is “disrespectful”?

    Classic. The Onion is firing on all cylinders lately.

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  2. navigator says:

    I am offended and this is disrespectful!

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  3. Jeff says:

    navigator, you may know best- Did Ronald Reagan ever visit the SCV either as an actor or politician?

    Just curious.

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  4. When he was a sports announcer Jeff.

    We’ll see who has the last laugh on November 2nd, 2010.

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  5. cash says:

    Well let’s just hope Nancy Reagan does not visit Jeff’s blog. This is not one of your finer moments Jeff.

    I am not offended, Mr. Reagan was not a family member.

    Jeff, got any spoofs on gays, blacks, Democrats, living old men, Jews, Catholics, Mormons, etc. We need to keep GangFang happy!

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  6. spineflower2 says:

    Well, as Obermann observed, the “Reagan Litmus Test” proposed by the GOP would have been failed by Reagan himself.


    A proposed RNC resolution says President Reagan considered his friends those he agreed with 80 percent of the time. So it would deny funding to any Republican candidate who did not agree with 80 percent of ten Republican principles.

    One, smaller government, reducing taxes and the deficit.

    Two, oppose health care reform.

    Three, oppose cap and trade.

    Four, oppose card check.

    Five, oppose amnesty for illegal immigrants.

    Six, support military recommendations like troop surges.

    Seven, contain Iran and North Korea.

    Eight, support Defense of Marriage Act.

    Nine, oppose health care rationing and federal funds for abortion.

    Ten, oppose gun control.

    Sponsor Jim Bop (ph) told the RNC this would free the party, quote, “future party splitters,” such as former Senator Lincoln Chafee, no longer a Republican. Senator Arlen Specter, no longer a Republican. And Scozzafava herself.

    Who else would fail the Reagan litmus test?

    Number one, Reagan expanded the government taxes and the deficit.

    Number five, he supported amnesty for illegal immigrants.

    Number six, he ignored the military recommendation to pull out of Beirut.

    Number seven, he sold weapons to Iran.

    Number eight, he opposed California’s anti-gay Prop 6, and hosted the first openly gay sleepover at the White House.

    Number ten, he signed a gun control law in California and supported the Brady Bill after he and his press secretary were shot.

    President Reagan, four out of 10.

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  7. cash says:

    Thanks Jeff. You have brought back fond memories. Oh silly me, I meant broke back.

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  8. cash says:

    Spine, it just goes to show you that they are all less than trustworthy. That or they are able to adjust to a given situation. You chose. In either case, they are not principled individuals.

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  9. townbeet says:

    Jeff,
    Yes Reagan visited the SCV in April of 1974. http://www.canyons.edu/offices/pio/historyofcollege.html

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  10. GangFang says:

    I’m happy all right!!

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  11. spineflower2 says:

    Cash is ANY polititian principled????

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  13. cash says:

    Spine,

    I am not sure they are.

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  14. sterling king says:

    WOW, amazing, people still hate this guy. Sad life if you ask me.

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  15. v-town OG says:

    mr. clean, you need to take a joke.

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  16. sterling king says:

    Yeah, perhaps so…

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  17. GangFang says:

    Nice try, Billy Boy, but I can’t stand Chris Matthews. Turn off your television.

    The dead Reagan thing was funny. Pretty simple. Dork.

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  18. Bill Reynolds says:

    We know the truth; the likes of Hardball Mathews sends tingles up GangFing’s leg. Turn off your TV, ya dope and turn on your brain.

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  19. GangFang says:

    Ummm……didn’t I just say the same thing to you?

    That’s cute.

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  20. Bill Reynolds says:

    Hey GanglyFeng may have turned on his little brain… maybe?

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