In a move that should surprise no one in this quirky and strange Santa Clarita City Council election season candidate TimBen Boydston filed suit today in Federal Court asking for an injunction to prevent the release of Jim Field Smith’s film “She’s Out of My Leaque” this Friday, March 12. The lawsuit also seeks unspecified moneatry damages against the director, production company and the film’s co-writers Sean Anders and John Morris for “life infringement.”
The film’s primary story arc relates to the unlikely romance between an “average” looking nerdy TSA security officer and a fantasically beautiful woman.
When reached for comments a spokesman for the TimBen Boydston campaign stated “One would have to be blind after seeing the photos of TimBen and his lovely bride Ingrid Boydston in his campaign materials and Facebook campaign page to not quickly come to the conclusion that these filmmakers had to be following him around!”
The question now becomes whether other SCV men in LWHM (“Lovely Women Homely Men) relationships will join the lawsuit, including Tim Myers, Don Fleming, Bruce Fortine and Bob Kellar. Timothy Myers, Jr., an economcs major at the University of California-San Diego, is intrigued by the LWHM phenomenom due to his personal connection.
“All of the data relating to this phenomena is anecdotal and asserts causative factors like charm, wit, sympathy and a sense of humor,” said Myers, Jr. “My own mother just mumbles something about a sorority bet gone horribly wrong. There has to be data to explain the somewhat inexplicable.”
Candidate David Gauny was unavailable for comment but his (most excellent) hair in a prepared statement released to reporters stated that the campaign would prepare a white paper on the issue of LWHM relationships as soon as it completed position papers on Artic mineral rights and the efficacy of proposed Greek budget austerity measures to resolve that country’s debt crisis.
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In related news, the makers of “A Day Without a Mexican” are suing David Gauny for ripping off their idea.
Don Flemming! AHAHAAH! So true!
Good one Mike.
Hahaha. Didn’t realize this was a joke until the Gauny hair part. His hair hasn’t released any statements yet! Silly.
Will there be an out-of-town film crew here at TBB’s next rally just for the sake of comparing Ingrid with some out-of-town beauty?
I think this just made my day!
ND – I missed another rally??? Dam (sic) I really need to pay more attention.
NickelDime is being gracious.
There were no pickings.
My friends just forwarded me this video
http://www.youtube.com/user/harrisonek?feature=mhw4
No shortage of attractive girls on the Katz campaign.
Jboyyyy:
True enough on the lovely young women, but what’s with the dangly earrings and the NPR jazz riff in the background? Also, the male kid looks stoned!
Tim:
Not sure, I’m not even sure the video is done yet. I’m friends with a friend who is in the video and I think that’s a rough edit, but it seemed fitting for this post
ND – It’s a good thing I’m happily wed since at my age EVERYTHING is good pickings!
Noodle noodle noodle noodle!
Anyone noticed that Timmy’s hair is in full retreat… front and rear.
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“No wonder the Caucasian birth rate is crashing”?
Might be because Caucasians know they have to pay there own way. No anchor baby benefits. That and dogs are easier for the “me generation” to maintain.
Their own way.
Those Old Westerns
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Tim
Thank you for the best laugh I have had in days. It was so funny that I used the material in the debate tonight.
You are so right and I thank God every day for my wife…and pray that her vision never gets corrected.
TimBen:
Glad you enjoyed the humor. When one sees your facebook profile pic and the trailer for the film one can’t help but make the connection.
Hey TimBen,
why are you allowing all those “elect TimBen…” illegal signs to be placed in the parkways along our city streets? If my recollection is correct, you were the one that led the charge to have them made illegal. Check out Wiley Canyon road!
Cash, controlling one’s constituents is akin to herding cats, huh.
Spoken like a true politician BR.It’s akin to saying you say you sent me an email but that does not mean I received your email.
Anyway I think many of the signs have been removed. Must have be a hit and run type of campaigning.
I plan to vote for TimBen and would hate to see his campaign blemished. Still on the fence with Gauny. I am tired of the business handout and David seems to favor them.