Using some shoe leather journalism, we’re in contact with sources inside of “Team Hatami”, and they have leaked the next 10 points of Jon Hatami’s platform for his City Council race. You heard it here first!
11. If I win this year, I’m running for mayor next time.
12. Bring back plastic bags and ban the paper bag tax.
13. SCV gets to draw its own legislative districts.
14. All crossing guards should be armed. When the marijuana gangsters pull out their AKs to do a drive by on a local school, it’s too late.
15. Paseos in Valencia will be linked by “paseo bridges” that will soar across our boulevards.
16. We will raise API scores by 20 points per school by increasing the cop-to-student ratio in all K-6 schools in the SCV.
17. An immediate 10°F reduction to daily high temperatures between May and September.
18. Establish a Cheesecake Factory on Town Center Drive.
19. Opposition to the new Mann Theaters and the “Cinema Drive” project.
20. Three words: snow on Christmas.
**not an actual list.
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There are some very good ideas here, Mike. Personally, I would only quibble with number 12. Will you be hosting the next “Team Hatami” barbecue?
Personally, I think Number 17 should go through October.
Imagine running on the Cheesecake Factory platform. You want to win an election in this valley, this is the way. Islands had 2 hour lines when they opened. I am sure people would be camping out to eat at this icon of mediocrity. Wasn’t it one of the top things people wanted in some survey the city did?
People would pee themselves if #20 was consistent
Not your best work.
Really? Maybe the worst piece of childish crap ever produced on this site. How long did it take to write? Any answer over 4 minutes would be humiliating
John, always a charmer. Thanks.
You’re welcome. But be honest. You had to think long and hard before hitting the “post” button. No way you could have been proud of that pile of shit.
Mike, I expect lameness from Tim, but I hold you to a higher standard.
Perhaps clauses 21-30 will be more to your liking.
Tell you what, I’ll give clauses 21-30 the same unbiased consideration that the wordsmiths of SCVTalk have given the budding Hatami campaign.
Fair enough?
Pile of shit? I thought this was grand.
Come on, admit it, you cracked a smile at #20.
Some people are easily amused, nothing to be ashamed of.
Yes, because the conversation in the “Smokey Back Room” was so much more elevated.
I loved the Smokey Back Room, there was no pretense.
If indeed it snows on Xmas, the gods of correlation will be in full effect. Last time it snowed in the SCV, the Packers and the Bears faced off against each other.
This Xmas, guess who is playing in *Thunda on Tha Tundra II?*
That’s right .. Packers v. Bears.
Coincidence?
I think so..
*-If you know you know.
I’ve been fixing to make some chili again.
A new low for scvtalk is allowing Collin to post using that handle. Real class Collin…
Yeah, reminded me of the Smokey Back Room, without the humor.
Sorry to offend.
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