In a move that should surprise no one in this quirky and strange Santa Clarita City Council election season candidate TimBen Boydston filed suit today in Federal Court asking for an injunction to prevent the release of Jim Field Smith’s film “She’s Out of My Leaque” this Friday, March 12. The lawsuit also seeks unspecified moneatry damages against the director, production company and the film’s co-writers Sean Anders and John Morris for “life infringement.”
The film’s primary story arc relates to the unlikely romance between an “average” looking nerdy TSA security officer and a fantasically beautiful woman.
When reached for comments a spokesman for the TimBen Boydston campaign stated “One would have to be blind after seeing the photos of TimBen and his lovely bride Ingrid Boydston in his campaign materials and Facebook campaign page to not quickly come to the conclusion that these filmmakers had to be following him around!”
The question now becomes whether other SCV men in LWHM (“Lovely Women Homely Men) relationships will join the lawsuit, including Tim Myers, Don Fleming, Bruce Fortine and Bob Kellar. Timothy Myers, Jr., an economcs major at the University of California-San Diego, is intrigued by the LWHM phenomenom due to his personal connection.
“All of the data relating to this phenomena is anecdotal and asserts causative factors like charm, wit, sympathy and a sense of humor,” said Myers, Jr. “My own mother just mumbles something about a sorority bet gone horribly wrong. There has to be data to explain the somewhat inexplicable.”
Candidate David Gauny was unavailable for comment but his (most excellent) hair in a prepared statement released to reporters stated that the campaign would prepare a white paper on the issue of LWHM relationships as soon as it completed position papers on Artic mineral rights and the efficacy of proposed Greek budget austerity measures to resolve that country’s debt crisis.









