Category Archives: Humor

Jon Hatami Unhinged and the Soul of the SCV

As we’ve come to know him over the last few months, we’ve learned to expect the unexpected. But he was in top form last night at the Young Republicans City Council forum. Here he is emoting raw, unorganized thoughts on … Continue reading

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Wargaming the Newhall Pass

Further to SCVTalk reader Todd’s comment this morning (in which he basically threw up his hands in reaction to the latest citrus truck disaster in the Newhall Pass), SCVTalk has developed this friendly and helpful infographic to assist the City … Continue reading

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Clauses 11-20 of Hatami’s “Contract” With Santa Clarita**

Using some shoe leather journalism, we’re in contact with sources inside of “Team Hatami”, and they have leaked the next 10 points of Jon Hatami’s platform for his City Council race. You heard it here first! 11. If I win … Continue reading

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On John Boston & Signal history

Several people have written me saying that I should take John Boston’s SCV history lessons with a grain of salt. Fair enough. He’s more folklorist than historian, at least in those TIME RANGER columns.  So maybe the Signal didn’t actually … Continue reading

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Bus Tales : Sudden Terror at 55mph

I used to ride a bike to work. Now I take a bus. These are my stories. Riding the bus from work to home in the afternoon is always a treat. I’m tired, have a lot on my mind, and … Continue reading

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Separated at Birth?

Darren Hernández, Deputy City Manager and Director of Administrative Services for the City of Santa Clarita (L) and Chuck Todd, Chief White House Correspondent for NBC News (R).

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Guess who was at Vasquez Rocks?

The one, the only, President Bartlett Martin Sheen. I captured the moment on my new cell phone last night during Discovery’s “Curiosity” show: Sorry the pause symbol is blocking his head; you’ll just have to take my word for it; … Continue reading

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SCVTalk’s All-Inclusive SCV Republican Club Guide (Mid-2011 Edition)

Hello concerned local Republican, My name is Jeff and welcome to SCVTalk, your friendly local progressive blog. I’m writing to you today because I sense there is much confusion in the air. Whether you are new to the SCV Republican … Continue reading

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A McKeon Dynasty?

With our low voter turn out, one wonders if Patricia McKeon could win her run for State Assembly based off the McKeon vote alone. I mean this family is larger than some voter precincts! Or maybe this is the first … Continue reading

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Candidate Survey

So one Dr. Lee Rogers, announces today that he will run for Congress in the 25th District against the incumbent Buck McKeon in 2012.  In a preview of life under the Open Primary law he does not need to say … Continue reading

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