Category Archives: Humor

Where will the Candidates be tonight (and what’s that say about them?)

The Signal has the scoop: Isn’t this just so appropriate? TBB and Shultz, both pretty down-to-earth, hanging out at one of Newhall’s coolest locally-owned eateries. No pretension, just good fun in ye Olde Towne Newhall. Class +++ Gauny, meanwhile, is … Continue reading

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New Election Shocker! Harrison Katz Reveals that He is “Vanishing Twin” of David Gauny!

As if this election could not get weird enough candidate Harrison Katz revealed to SCVTalk that he is actually the “Vanishing Twin” of candidate David Gauny, born 20 years after his original twin host. In the usual “Vanishing Twin” syndrome … Continue reading

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A Prayer for Santa Clarita

The 6th Annual Mayors Prayer Breakfast is coming up, and along with the annual “Guess who the mystery speaker is” contest, this year the theme of the breakfast is “Prayer, for a time such as this.” Now in the past … Continue reading

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The first person to ___________ on the Cross Valley Connector

I was the first (or second) to ride my bike across it. NickelDime was the first to broadcast live to the world while driving across it And someone named Jared Something was the first to…well, just click through and find … Continue reading

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Newhall Library Redesign Suggestions

Scott, my brother, has been reading with interest all the debate about the design of the Newhall Library and has come up with some suggestions to help the City Council out. The Newhall “Eco-Friendly” Library This library is actually made … Continue reading

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TimBen Boydston Sues Writers and Director of “She’s Out of My League”

In a move that should surprise no one in this quirky and strange Santa Clarita City Council election season candidate TimBen Boydston filed suit today in Federal Court asking for an injunction to prevent the release of Jim Field Smith’s … Continue reading

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SCV, Behold Your Salvation

In the annals of SCV History, there has never been a moment like the one that we are about to experience. It will be more momentous than when the first Tataviam came down from Alaska and cast his eyes upon … Continue reading

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Who’s Your Daddy, SGV ?

As the US Postal Service seeks to cut billions from its budget, a small scale war is playing out in postal centers all over the country.  Today, USPS announced it may cease delivering mail on Saturdays. Plain and simple, there’s just … Continue reading

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Not Jealous of Awesometown

I’ve written before about Lyons Avenue, the famous SCV Maginot Line that separates Newhall from Valencia. Even the post office recognizes the demarkation: SoLy (the trendy name I gave to my neighborhood) is 91321 while Valencia is the numerically superior … Continue reading

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Rumor: Swirly’s Expanding to Stevenson Ranch

After a mere 5 months in their Valencia location, word is Swirly’s Frozen Yogurt is set to expand to Stevenson Ranch, possibly near Barcelona’s restaurant on The Old Road near McBean.  That would put it in easy biking distance of … Continue reading

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